Dear John,

While you were Sleeping, I noticed You’ve got Mail. They were Letters from Juliette. You’re No Good! I Want You to know you were also Caught in the Act of Dirty Dancing with a Runaway Bride. Someone like You isn’t What a girl Wants. The First Time I was Clueless Then That Awkward Moment I had to tell my Bridesmaids you were with your Friends with Benefits! I should’ve listened when they told me “He’s Just Not That Into You”! You told me It Happened One Night but I guess you’re a Big Fat Liar! Rumor Has It you spent Nights in Rodanthe with Her too! I’m no longer giving you a Hallpass. I think it’s About Time for The Break-Up. I think I should Let the Right One in and Let Go of you. Peace Out.



Sincerely Yours,





Emma