I work at mickey D's,
I mean look at me.
I'm so cool,
I'm no fool,
I didn't even go to school!
I'm not small,
don't ask me my weight,
I've never been on a date,
I mean look at me, I have no bait.
I'm always late because of my weight,
I mean I will admit it,
I'm as big as a state.
I can't walk on the 2nd floor,
I can't fit through the door.
I want a big-Mack,
well actually three for a snack,
don't look at me that way I'm not fat!
Those fries they fry,
their always looking me in the eye,
so I go ahead, and 5 I buy.
The cashier,
looks at me a little weird,
I look back,
he probably thought I was gonna attack.
FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT, FAT,
the song began in my head,
so I went to eat some bread,
which is healthy to me.
I mean look at me,
people say o' D-----
I mean what's wrong I work at Mickie D'S.
You'd expect me to quit,
eating all that s***,
but I just can't help but to not,
I just can't stop!!! WORD!!