What can I tell you about a best friend?
Other than the fact that they'll annoy you till the end.
D'you ever wonder why you’re even friends in the first place.
I guess I just chose this girl for her pretty face.
My best friend knows everything about my life.
From my favourite singer to actress to spice, it's tarragon by the way.
If someone hurts her, I always have to take a stand.
That I don't mind, because I have fun swinging my right-hand.
I refer to her as my sister, because we fight a lot.
At the time we don't even know why, and later realize why we fought.
She makes me carry her stuff sometimes
And in return I don't even get a dime.
I help her with her problems with guys.
While she struts down the runway working her thighs.

Hmm what else can I say about this gal.
She’s possessive and loud, but she’s my best Pal.

What can I tell you about a best friend?
Other than the fact that they'll stand by you till the end.
D'you ever wonder if they were a gift sent from above?
Because of the way they shower us with unexpected love.
My best friend is the missing puzzle piece to my life.
Trust me you wouldn't want to mess with her, she'll slice you like a knife.
If someone offends or tries to hurt me,
She supports me better than family.
She is always there.
She refers to me as her sister and I know she cares.
Throughout the years we have gone through our ups and downs
But no matter what, I know that she'll always stick around.
When someone talks behind my back,
She feels as if she is under attack.

Hmm what else can I say about this gal.
She’s sweet and adorable, and she’s my best Pal.

But then again, what is a best friend?

Will she really annoy me till the end?
Will she really stand by me till the end?

I guess...

My best friend is many things,
But I love her for who she is, and everything her friendship brings.