If you give a pig a pancake,
he will ask for syrup.
And a stick of butter,
in a small cup.

If you give a pig a pancake,
he will get all sticky.
Syrup on him head to toe,
no one wants to be like that! Icky!

When he is all full of syrup,
he will have to shower,
but don't forget the bubbles,
or he will become sour.

He's now out of the shower,
and will next need to get dry,
but.. Quick! Make sure no shampoo
drips down in his eyes.

You lunge toward him,
with a towel in hand.
Knocking all of the shampoo by his eye’
down from his head.

He then is dry,
but his hair is still wet,
so you find the fan.
Wew! That almost made him upset!

He will want to put on new clothes,
so he puts on the most expensive.
No he doesn't stop there,
suit and tie! How extensive!

He’ll make you take him
to summerfest.
He will have a blast,
but then need to rest.

You take him back home,
and lay him in bed and
you say very softly,
“Goodnight piggy...” and lay down his sweet head.

You go to your own room,
to get sleep which is vital.
But then you think again
Oh no! Tomorrow is the same cycle!