O’ Panda Express you are oh so yummy,
My visits to you make for a very happy tummy.
With your Orange Chicken so saucy,
Your texture is just so glossy.
I get so excited when your restaurant is sighted.
It’s such a thrill,
When you come off the grill.
For if you were free,
I would eat you as often as can be.
I always eat you with a fork,
Because chopsticks make me feel like such a dork!
Will it be chow mein or fried rice?
Doesn’t matter either one would be just as nice!
Your choice of entrée really rocks,
Doesn’t even matter if it comes from a Styrofoam box.
I know I should add something green to my plate,
Maybe next time for now I can’t wait!
I know this place well I am not a rookie,
I top off my visit by reading my fortune from a cookie!
As I open the shinny glass door,
I slipped on something and fell on the floor!
It felt like all of the food began to stare at me,
I knew I needed to flee!
Panda Express is heaven for me!