THE SMALL IN-HERITANCE OF GREAT UNCLE STAN
Yesterday I was told I would in-herit
The small island of Fuji
A big red bejeweled cape
A mysterious animal that made a diurnal
Noise; for it only said, “Myrrh!”
And a small magical Rune.

I could always use the Rune
In the Hobbit game. Thank you Uncle Stan for the in-heritance
Did you know that there is myrrh
On the small island of Fuji?
It grows in a diurnal Cycle.
It always gets caught in my cape.

I love me big red bejeweled cape.
I don’t wear it much for it could get ruined.
I think about my Great Uncle Stan diurnally.
He was the one that let me in-herit
The island of Fuji.
Did you know in order to make gum you need myrrh?

Good thing I have a farm of growing myrrh.
I have so much of it that I made a new cape
And an addition to Fuji.
It really is a rune
Why Uncle Stan gave me an in-heritance.
Did you know my mysterious animal is diurnal?

It even does to the bathroom diurnally
I’m getting tired of it saying, “Myrrh!”
But at the same time, I’m glad I in-herited
The animal. I DO want to escape
The noise. Its kind of ruinning
The peacefulness of Fuji.

Besides that, I love Fuji.
Everything happens at a diurnal
Pace. I even found ancient Runes
On the island. I’m just not starting to run out of myrrh.
But that’s good ‘because it’s not getting on my red cape
Anymore. I have had a good time since I became Stan’s heritor.

Fuji was an awesome thing to in-herit.
My magical rune was put to good use and so was my cape.
Never again will I want to hear the diurnal sound of “Myrrh!”