I am, and always will be,
The paper crumbler when I can’t get it perfect
The cryer when it comes to love
The lover when it comes to Almond Joys
The Van Gogh when it comes to painting nails
The brudder when it comes to my sidder
The nurse when it comes to cement scrapes
The slave when it comes to the blue basket of clothes
The slam on the brakes-er when animals decide to scurry across the road
The liar when I say I don’t care
The Christina Aguilera when it comes to the singing
The sore loser when it comes to Mario Kart
The hibernator when it comes to naps
The worst enemy when it comes to the mirror
The Ansel Adams when it comes to photography
The deer in headlights when it comes to speaking on front of strangers
The open door when everyone else’s is locked shut
The turtle in its shell when it comes to speaking my feelings
The comfy pillow when it comes to my white, fluffy cat Sprite
The Rachel Ray when it comes to baking
The cirque du soleil contortionist when it comes to cheerleading
The thief when it comes to good food that is within my sight
The hypocrite when it comes to my own advice
The dreamer when it comes to wanting to get taller
The cream of the Oreo when it comes to my siblings
And of course, I am, and always will be.