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Romulus the Ominous Hippopotamus
Romulus the communist was feeling rather ominous when he lost his stream of consciousness and turned into a hippopotamus. His pompousness was bottomless like the pit under his esophagus, which lead to the consequence of him becoming a hippopotamus. Due to his incompetence, he failed to blame his confidence and rather blamed the populace for his unnecessary pompousness. Now, hydrolysis is nothing close to synonymous to the monotonous predictions his prophetess would make, except in the case in which she would no longer be monogamous if he over exerted his dominance. Since his monotonous prophetess was no longer monogamous, she laid inside a sarcophagus, which was placed upon an omnibus, on her ride to a metropolis, the name of which will be anonymous. When she arrived at this metropolis, she was delighted to find an acropolis which, being a part of a necropolis proved to be ominous.

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