Soon. I’ll just drop everything I’m doing
Because I have so much time
I can go after my three-hour-long practice
And then I’ll have so much time to finish all my AP homework.

Never. Why would I want to make my own money?
I will never get tired of begging you to give me money

Soon. I have so much free time
I don’t even know what to do with my time anymore
So I’m going to get a job with all this time I have

Never. I’m just going to borrow your money forever
I’m never going to get a job
Never going to move out
Never going to get married
Never going to stop asking you for money.

It’s such a good Idea for me to get a job right?
I’m excited to spend every single second working
The next time you ask me when am I going to get a job?
I wont answer because I will be too busy…working.