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SUperhero Breakfast

January 9, 2013
By Anonymous

What does a superhero eat for breakfast?

While I was munching
and crunching
On a granola bar and
chugging
and Guzzling
some milk

I was reading a comic book
and the superhero ran out of his house
in the wee hours of the morning
Then he got a call and had to go
when they don’t get a call
what do superhero’s eat for breakfast?

I would like to believe
That these superheroes
eat decaying stars
in a bowl with black hole matter
(As the milk of course.)
Or that the really strong ones
eat three-inch gold platted screws
Or the ones with flame powers
just fly up to the sun
to absorb it as food
or use the suns heat
to warm up an entire pig

When I was I a kid we didn’t have These super meals for breakfast
I Grabbed a bagel
Globbed some butter on it
I would drink half a cup of milk
cause I wouldn’t need anymore
I wouldn’t need to drain a cow a dry
cause I don't save towns


The author's comments:
i really enjoy superhero's

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