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Dearest Bono
December 18, 2011
Some people tend to think I'm insane
They've obviously never experienced the pain
Of adoring a man married for thirty-two years
When he sings for his wife I cover my ears
Every time I see his delicious nose
My obsession and infatuation grows
Erika is fascinated by his chest hair
I'd be so miserable is his chest was bare
Some people are nervous and concerned
I cannot wait till his wife is burned
You can't deny that he's very yummy
I really want him in my tummy
But, of course, I can't complain
Not when his wife's about to be slain
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This article has 5 comments.
swiftheart GOLD said...
on Jan. 2 2012 at 10:54 am
I agree with you
TawnyNerd1995 SILVER said...
on Jan. 1 2012 at 10:47 am
OMG GIRL I LOVE THIS: EXCELLENT JOB
butterfly123 said...
on Dec. 31 2011 at 11:24 am
my favorite lines:"Of adoring a man married for thirty-two years When he sings for his wife I cover my ears"
butterfly123 said...
on Dec. 31 2011 at 11:22 am
hey! awesome poem!
