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How to survive a horror movie

June 16, 2011
By ShontelleSymone GOLD, New Castle, Pennsylvania
ShontelleSymone GOLD, New Castle, Pennsylvania
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Favorite Quote:
"Are you chasing your dreams? Or are your dreams chasing you?" - Michelle Phan

Say you have a psycho killer

Who made you the star of the next movie thriller

Follow these tips my child,

You will see

That sometimes the killer is after thee!

Go down no stairs, go in no attic

Or soon your death will be quite tragic

Trust in no one, not even a friend

Or soon you'll meet a true foul end

Go into light and never the dark

Stay out of places that have tree bark

You may live to see tomorrow

Just make sure he does not follow.

The author's comments:
I noticed how stupid people in Horror movies were. So, if you're ever in this situation where Jason Voorhees is after you, please follow this guide.

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horrorskull said...
on Apr. 28 2015 at 12:38 pm
love this!

on Jan. 9 2013 at 12:46 pm
XXxSilentHopexXX, Mullins, South Carolina
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Favorite Quote:
"Take a deep breath and think before you act."

hehe, I like this =D