A Penny Earned is My Two Cents

A Penny earned is my two cents
Said the spoiled child
But I earned this said the small child
If you don’t give it to me
I will take it and you will see, not to mess with me
But my father gave me these to spend as I please
I don’t care if your father’s a cop,
Just give it to me said the spoiled child
The small child thought and said
I will give these to you for only as much as you
Have in all of your pockets
The spoiled child said will $1000 do
The small child said that will do fine
They traded money and the small child
Happened to be a short C.I.A agent looking for that person
Who happened to be a sneaky tricky
Counterfeiter!