You can wear a tie on any day of the week
you can wear it up in the air
maybe when you fix a leak
or even when fixing your hair.

It doesn't matter how you wear it
or even if you really show it
you can have the choice to make it
and often, the choice to like it.

If your off to an interview,
why not choose to wear it backwards
but why wear one tie when you can wear a few
where it will start to grow outwards.

How to wear a tie is soley up to you
no second opinions from people who have no clue
or even the parents you still live with too!
and even if you must, read "hpw to wear a shoe"!