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Why I Can't Write A Poem
October 27, 2022
I Can’t Write a Poem.
Forget it.
You must be kidding.
I fell on my head and my brains fell out
I was on a boat and got stranded in Colorado
My cat used all my paper
I didn’t sleep I was busy guiding a safari trip
My internet died, my dog ate it
I turned into a monster and forgot how to be nice
I killed my homework so I was in jail
I was needed urgently to move across the moon and teach aliens to bike
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?
© Anonymous
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This is a fun and silly poem about how I can't write poetry.