Dear Mother Nature, 

I hope 

you 

are having a nice day, 

I am 

not

Thanks to 

you

my allergies are going 

crazy

My eyes 

are so very itchy,

Reminds me of the time

I forgot to close the net to my camping tent

Making me #1 on the bloodthirsty mosquitoes’ hunting list

My nose 

running like Niagara falls after a rainstorm

At the same time

as stuffed as my body pillow

Can’t smell

Can’t taste,

Can’t think,

Can’t even sit in peace

The pressure from my sinuses are getting to my head 

My brain is combusting,

The gears are not turning, 

And it's all thanks to 

YOU

Anyways, 

Have a nice day!

Oh-also please don’t send any natural disasters my way!

Lots of love, 

Hana Cass