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The lonely mushroom
There once was a girl,
Who got her heart broken one too many times
Every time she got her heart broken,
She saw a mushroom
Eventually she gave up
And decided to stay inside all the time
Even though she stayed inside
Her house still got covered in mushrooms
Now every time someone's heart gets broken
The girl gets a gift
A single lonely mushroom.

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