I’m sure this place is not what they’re expecting,

I’m ready to see these campers connecting;

One wrong move in this little game,

And you’ll have to walk the dock of shame

Gosh, this place is weird

I was told there would be hot girls here

I see Ms. Ball across the dock

Oh man, I’m totally in shock

This place is so totally gross

I know I deserve to win this the most

Anything I say they’ll do

There’s not much hope for these two

I did not sign up to come to this place

This dumb blonde chick won’t get out of my face

I met a boy who plays guitar

It’s too bad he didn’t get very far

Whoa! This place is so cool

I can’t wait to try all this camp gruel

It seemed like I had just said my first hello

And then I received the last marshmallow