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Wocket in your Pocket
December 12, 2019
A Wocket in your pocket?
A Wocket in your pants?
Anyone who does so,
is surely in a trance.
Wockets are a menace,
are nasty, scheming, snobs.
Beware, fellow Americans,
for they will take your jobs!
Wockets are not people.
They do not look like us.
They speak a funny language,
and move in by the bus.
So put no Wocket in your pocket!
For that is not the way!
If a Wocket's in your pocket,
you will be led astray.
© Nita
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AP Lang teacher gave us 5 minutes to craft an arguement in the style of Dr. Seuss. This is what I came up with :)
P.S. For anyone who isn't familiar with a Wocket, it's a creature from Dr. Seuss's book, There's a Wocket in my Pocket! In this book, the main character, a young boy, lives with a fictional Wocket inside of his pants pocket.
P.P.S. This is satire, if you weren't able to pick up on it :)