Her smile gleams with joy as bright as the sun,

And she never passes up the opportunity to make a pun. 

Her height towers over me like an oak tree, 

And she thinks the birds work for the bourgeoisie.

Although that makes her sound crazy in a way,

I could ask her for advice on any given day.

She likes to talk and chatter a lot - I mean a lot,

And would do so for hours if you gave her a shot.

She might seem shy at first, 

But, goodness, her personality is so grand that it can burst. 

Her contagious laugh makes the whole room brighter.

She reminds people, “I’m a lover, not a fighter.” 

She has much dedication to people and her job a lot,

And is willing to work with others graciously on the spot.

I have to admit her driving skills are awful, 

But she holds beauty to that of a fresh belgium waffle. 

Her work, which is playing bingo with old ladies, take up a lot of her time,

But she still keeps some spared for her favorite Netflix shows about crime. 

Instead of a sister, she acts like a mother.

But it does not matter to me because I would not want any other 

I like that she is always up for a bribe. 

Her hair that falls upon her shoulders give off a modern housewife vibe.

I am so grateful for Tiffany who is bliss, 

And I could not ask for a better sis.