The more food I eat the happier I get

Food is where expectations are met

They say I can’t eat this and I say bet

If my grandma is cooking I know I’m set

The more food I eat the better I feel

It be great if I had six or seven meals

When I say it is great I’m being for real

If I was hungry enough I would eat an eel

If there is food involved you know I am for it

If there is food involved you know I adore it

In a land of food I’d be a permanent tourist

If food came from trees I would grow a forest

We both can agree that food is amazing

For food I would endure a very long tazing

For food I would endure a real bad hazing

There is a lot I would do for a real long grazing

I know food will not determine my fate

But eating a lot is my best trait

It is a fact that food is really great

I would watch a video with food as the clickbait

Burgers, fries, and especially tacos

I love them more than a bird named Paco

I’d eat them if I was in Toronto

If there is tacos I’ll be there pronto

If I come to your house I’d empty the fridge

If I’m hungry enough I’ll eat a whole bridge

I’ll eat all the food and won’t leave a smidge

And I’ll find it even if it’s hidden on a ridge

Food is my favorite thing to explore

I eat all the food and then I want more

I’ll eat it all even the core

If food isn’t involved it must be a bore

If we talk about food I could go on and on

I will steal the food right off of your lawn

I’ll eat all the food before break of dawn

Leave it to me and all your food will be gone

Food is the best but I think I’m done now

Turn it into steak and I’ll eat a whole cow

Not eating is something that I can’t allow

I just want some really, really good chow