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Love Letter to the Enemy

April 16, 2009
By SmileyRiley PLATINUM, Tremont, Illinois
SmileyRiley PLATINUM, Tremont, Illinois
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Favorite Quote:
"You can be a victor without having victims and you can stand tall without standing on someone"

Dear My Sweet Enemy,
How I would love to strangle your neck oh so tight
You make my stomach flutter as if I’ve just inhaled calcite
Your mud brown eyes shun the daylight
When I’m around you my feet itch with a million fleabites
When I look into your cold-hearted soul I am full of spite

Your dimwitted comebacks ignite my heart
Sometimes at night I dream about pelting you with a dart
From the minute my eyes settle on you I know its time to depart
Whenever you pass by me I am reminded of the most beautiful fart
Your frizzy hair and yellow teeth remind me of the most extravagant art
I hope through this letter I can express how I feel about you though again and again I am reminded that you are not smart

Whenever you want something you are as discreet as my uncle Bob who fills in his bald spot with a sharpie
Have I mentioned that your Sasquatch feet are beastly?
They make my intestines feel wonderfully bubbly
You are the worlds’ best bully
Though you couldn’t scare a 2 month old bunny
It makes my heart jump when I watch you chew and can see day old chili
You are as clean as a chimney

In conclusion you are the most annoying person I have ever met
Getting to rile you up ever day is like an asset
My greatest ambition is to beat you up under the glowing sunlight
But please before you read my letter of adoration give me time to run away while you shake out your mane like a dog that’s wet

With Love,
The Enemy

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This article has 3 comments.

on Jul. 3 2009 at 1:34 am
VisionTru PLATINUM, Rochester, New York
41 articles 6 photos 28 comments
that was amazing,funny, through the whole thing i couldn't stop laughing...nice job:)

on May. 17 2009 at 5:05 pm
morgie7<3 PLATINUM, Tremont, Illinois
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Favorite Quote:
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
~Michael Jordan

hey bff! this is an utterly funny way to put it! laugh out loud!!!! especially cuz i know what personal experience it came from...muhahahaha!

on May. 6 2009 at 8:36 pm
Hahahaha! i LOVE this! everybody has an "enemy" and this is a HILARIOUS take on it. keep up the fantastic work!