THE YEETER THAT GOT YOTE

A WE ARE POETS, AND WE KNOW ITS COLLECTION

A Collection of Poems for Acute and Augly Minds

Trey Kliewer and Elizabeth Lane

The Yeeter that got yote: an inspirational piece on life and death, but mostly death

Hi

How are you

Im good how are you

Good hows life

Bad

Wait what are you doing with that gun

Im sorry

I love you

WAIT GEORGE

BANG

Bleh

Twitch, twitch

Help i am ded

Welp me too

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me

Don't hurt me

No more

The Yeeter That got Yote Too: this one is ALL about death ( NO LIFE)

Howdy my name Grimm

Grimm Reeeeeper

Look at me with ma perdy lasso

I lasso them good spirit cows (aka Spirits)

Then I kick them with ma pointy boots

Cuz I love that sweet sound of murrrrrdurrrrrr

Can I get a..

MURRRRRR

DURRRRRR

Look at ma multi-layered cloak of deception

You cannot see me or ma souuuul

I don’t even have a souuuuuul

But I do have a pumpKiin

My Nephews name is Jack be nimble

Short fo “Jack be nimble jack be quick we blew him up with a dynamite stick”

Anywaay...

I'm the brother of Gaaaaaaad

He always got the top buuuunk

And he stole ma ace creem

The day the carrots got Yote      (the carrots don't die) (Unless you eat them)

Munch

Munch

Crunchity

Crunch

*lip smack* Noice”

There are no carrots

You can eat air carrots

You can eat gold

That will give you 24 ca-rats

And 4 ca-mice

I would suggest calling an exterminator

You have a problem...

A ro-dent problem

And a ro-scratch problem

Hickery dickery dock

The mouse ate your clock

Now it is the gator from Peter Pan

Congratulations

You win the coolest pet prize

Margeret is sad because she wanted her hermit crab to win

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

Margeret’s Depressed Hermit Crab  --- a backstory (Has a nice bow tie collection)

The Hermit crab is a loser

Tell him to shut his mouth

His tiny disgusting and probably throw up like mouth

Got disgusting opinions comin’ out of it

He likes radishes….

Dipped in cheese….

Deep Fried...

With rainbow sprinkels….

NEEDS GARNISH

GIVE

ME

GARNISH

SCIIIIIIIENCE            (SUPER DUPER EDUCATIONAL)

i HAve at least 7 toes on my left foot

I havent counted resently
1 2 3 4  6 7 8 9 1 2 3 4 5 6 6 7 7  8 8 4 5 2 2 1 3 5 67

NooooOOOoooOooOooooOOOoOw it is math

1 fish 2 fish 3 fish 4 fish 5 fish

None of them have heads

That means that they are dead, don't u know

Them headless herings don't have to heer nothin

ITS A RED HEEERIng

CMON Fred GET THAT HeRING

Fly fishing

In the air

FRED COAUGHT A FLY

I believe I can Fly

I believe I can touch the skkkhy

I think about it every night and day

To spread my wings and fly awahay

Don't cry for me Argentina

The truth is i never left you

But i did, did you not listen to the song

I YOOOOOOOTE out of this place

A song of my people

Do

Do do do

Do do do

Do do DOOOO

DONT

Do da do da

Do da do da

Do dabu de dabu di daabu de daabu di

*lyrical screaming*   SKREEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEE

Ee Bum bum ba way

oOoOoOoO

Ee bum bum ba way

*lyrical screaming*   SKREEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE6eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeETYJRFHDJVL fey89p3rcwndxaoUiopbnwVBPYR389CUyH9 3PEWFVCY9N8[WEV8N9[

Uuuung Apple Pen

I'm so blue

Dab u dee dabu die

Dab u dee dabu die

Hospital time

A doctor has a paper cut

It really hurts

He feels pain

He needs a band-aid

He takes band-aid

He rips off the band-aid’s wrapper

He drops the band-aid

The band-aid sticks to the sad ground

The doctor is upset

He says “oh my gouge”

*winks*

*blinks*

*takes out eye*

*Throws it at nurse*

*Nurse screems*

*Nurse is scared of eyes, it is a chronic problem*

*doing her makup is scarring*

*So she gouged out her eyes*

Hence the pun, oh my gouge

You just wouldnt understand

It is a high level pun, much intelligence

There is not enough YEEEET in ur life

You must pray to the yeet god to atone for your yeetlessness

Only he could yeet the Strongest Yote

Thine yotiest yoter could not yote like the yeet god

Thou art not Yeet enow valorous sir

thee might not but yeet and yote to the valorous yeet'r himself

He must screem YEEEEEEET in your face to dub thee worthy of yeet heaven

Thow must read thine Book of the Yeeters to show thines awesomeness

Aaaaaa screw it i'm done with old english

Why do old english when you can do new english

Like omg this is like so like omg, and I like can't even lmao

I hate languages, they suck

🙵♓︎♎︎⬧︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⧫︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎⍓︎

They suck

If everybody stopped talking I could be happy

Just like that

SHUT UP JARED

NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU

I hate Jared

McDonalds Takes Over the World

McY Dees is gonna kill us all

They're gonna give us diabetes

TOO MANY TRANS FATS

McDonalds is too rich

Fat people are gonna kill everyone

But Wendy’s is gonna rise up and give everyone Frosties

Then make everyone even more fat

Jared from Subway is gonna yell at everyone

SHUT UP JARED

I hate Jared again

Chick-fil-A

I could eat there 7 times a day

Where the people laugh and children play

Oh i'm in love with Chick-fil-A

*Breathes in* FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

It can run at the speed of sound

Faster than a flying waistband

More powerful than boxing shorts

And able to leap tall buildings, without getting a wedgie

Tra la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ok i'm done

Jared Sucks (A backstory)

If I stacked 3 pumpkins on top of eachother

And put a binder on top

And stuck a fork in it

And beat it with 12 baseballl bats

It would look like Jared

His stupid Subway songs

He should get run over by a subway

But don't do that kids

Someone could get killled

Don't do drugs kids

Don't be Jared

Jared doesnt do drrugs, he is just mean

He lost 245 pounds in one year

He is still 653.8 pounds

Chances are you are smarter than Jared

He’s a dumbo

Just like the elephant

He prabrablee can't even pronounce elep-hant

Like ELLLLL E P HANT

That is the scientific name

In latin it means Flying Fat guy