Bella and Butter’s sitting in a tree,

licking endlessly,

he-he-he-he-he.

My little cuties snoring all day long.

You’d think they ran a marathon,

when really they are lazy yearlong.

Thinking they are big and strong,

barking at all,

as if they are 10 feet tall.

Drooling on the colorful correlating couch.

Furniture all crusty from their slobber,

they think they’re baleful acting improper.

My pugs faces as smooshed as a bud,

but still looking real snug.

Pugs that are a vacuum,

zoom, zoom, zoom!

You’re not able to see

because they consume so fast.

By the time they’re done eating,

they need a bib like a baby,

so they stay clean…

well maybe.

Obsequious and affectionate my furballs are,

except for when they are in the car.

Then they shed all their fur,

And they feel BRRR!

Bella and Butter’s sitting in a tree,

licking endlessly,

he-he-he-he-he.