Want to impress your friends and bosses? Make them a nice big helping of Fake! Fake goes well at dinner parties, so concocting it requires an amount of ingredients and preparation.

First, heat the oven to 350 degrees and take out a pretty pink bowl. Crack one large scrunchie into the bowl. Mix well. Add a head full of straight and shiny blonde hair and whip.

While whipping, add a skin tight shirt. Specifically an expensive brand such as Hollister or Abercrombie. Aeropstale will suffice. A pair of shorts about three inches long and white tennis shoes. Continue to mix your ingredients.

Add seven cups of eye liner and foundation. Before tossing it into the oven, throw in one last designer bag. Pour the mix into a cutesy pan and wait twenty-five minutes for the perfection to rise.

Now, serve.

Everyone will love your Fake – they always do.