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Carti

November 15, 2022
By What9, Oahu, Hawaii
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Author's note:

This story should not be taken seriously

The author's comments:

No

Playboi Never Broke Again was a very mischievous individual. He has red hair, a mustache, a beard, and he usually dresses in black. He lives in Detroit. He blows up taco bell’s, goes home, sleeps, and does it all over again the next day. Sometimes he’ll do it in different ways. Sometimes he puts the bomb underneath the restaurant. Sometimes he puts it on the top. “You always have to do it differently.” Is Playboi’s Quote. Before he attempts to blow up the restaurant, he always makes sure no one is in the restaurant so that way he doesn’t injure anyone. One day, he didn’t notice the one worker that was still inside, so when he blew it up, Playboi found them in the rubble, very luckily uninjured. “You need to get out of a building when someone blows it up gangy.” Playboi tells the Employee. The Employee looked at Playboi very confused and said “You’re crazy gangy.” He then got up and ran away from the area. This scarred Playboi and he knew that he needed to find a new restaurant to blow up, even though he really didn’t want to. He decides not to and continues to blow up Taco bells.

The author's comments:

No

Playboi Never Broke Again was still blowing up taco bell’s. After he almost got a worker killed, he had been thinking about blowing up a different restaurant, but he really likes blowing up taco bell’s. Playboi comes across a taco bell, and decides to blow it up. As he is setting up the bomb, he sees a family go inside the taco bell along with a worker. He feels bad for wanting to blow up this taco bell now. “I can’t do this. I have to find a different restaurant to blow up.” He takes the bomb and walks away, in search of a new restaurant.

As Playboi Never Broke Again walks down a sidewalk, he sees all the happy families walking towards the taco bell he didn’t blow up. “I’m glad I didn’t blow it up now.” Playboi searches and searches for a new restaurant to blow up, but he just can’t seem to find one. “Maybe I should just stop blowing up restaurants.” Right as he says that, he comes across a restaurant he had never heard of before for some unexplainable reason. “Burger King?”

The author's comments:

No

Playboi Never Broke Again is enjoying himself even more now. He has never felt so alive until this very moment. He feel like he could not be any happier than he is right now. “I can’t believe I didn’t look for other restaurants sooner.” He tells himself. One after another, The burger kings fall to the ground. Eventually, to Playboi’s disappointment, He runs out of bombs. He has completely went through his entire inventory. He doesn’t even have the ingredients to make them anymore. “What am I going to do?” He says to himself. “I’ve never been out of bombs before.” As he walks around in sadness, He notices someone jump onto the rooftop of a nearby Burger King. “I wonder what they’re doing.” He says. He sneaks towards the building and peeks over the roof to see who it is. He sees a man, setting up a bomb. “Who are you?” He says as he climbs up. “Why do you want to know?” The man says. “Well because I like blowing up restaurants too.” Says Playboi. “Oh, well in that case, My name is NLE Choppa.” “My name is Playboi Never Broke Again.” They shake hands and agree that they’ll share their bombs and blow up restaurants as a team.

The author's comments:

No

Playboi and NLE Choppa start blowing up restaurants together. Since there are two of them now, the process of blowing up the buildings is faster and easier. “I’ve been stocking up on bombs for a very long time, as you can see.” Says NLE Choppa. “How many do you have?” Says Playboi. “I got a whole warehouse full of them. I just restock every night and do this all over again the next day.” As they run around blowing up Burger kings, they see all the people staring in awe at the explosions. As they run, NLE asks Playboi if he has ever thought of blowing up other restaurants. “Well, before I blew up Burger Kings, I blew up Taco Bells.” Says Playboi. “I see. I’ve been thinking. What if we blew up every restaurant around Detroit?” “I think that's a really good idea.” With that, they run off to see what restaurants can be blown up.

The author's comments:

No

(About a month later) NLE and Playboi have blown up every restaurant except for one more Burger King. By now, everybody has heard of them and they know that they like to blow up restaurants. Now they are risking getting arrested by trying to blow up this last restaurant. “So when should we try and blow up this one?” Playboi Asks. “We have to try and pull this off at night. There’s no other way.” Says NLE. So they wait until night. Around midnight, they start heading toward the restaurant. “Do you think the police are going to be guarding it or something?” Asks Playboi. “Nah.” Says NLE. Once they arrive, they are proven very wrong. There has been a giant wall built around the restaurant, along with night guards and police. “Well what do we do now NLE?” “We just climb over the wall.” They head towards the building that is closest to the wall and start to climb the building. Once on top, they find that the top of the wall has been covered in barbed wire. “I have some bolt cutters.” Says NLE. He cuts through the barbed wire and they are able to push it aside using the Bolt cutters. “There is no way we will survive that fall.” Playboi says as he looks over the edge of the wall. “Look there, we can jump onto the roof from here.” NLE points to a ledge that isn’t too far from the current position. “And if we don’t make the jump?” “Then we don’t make the jump. That simple.” NLE backs away from the wall to get a running start for his jump. “This is not smart at all.” Says Playboi. NLE takes off towards the wall and jumps right as he reaches the wall. He manages to land half of his body onto the roof, and he pulls himself up. NLE signals for Playboi to run towards the roof. Playboi runs towards the wall and jumps. Half of his body lands on the roof, and as he tries to pull himself up, his hand slips and he almost falls off of the roof but NLE is able to catch him, and he pulls him up. “Thanks.” “No problem, Now let's go.” They both head towards the ventilation system where they plan on planting the bombs. “Set the bombs up here on the roof, I’ll put them in here.” Says Playboi. They both split up. Playboi sets up 3 in the vents and NLE sets up around 4 on the roof. They both meet back up on the roof. “What should we set the detonation time to?” Asks Playboi. “15 minutes is good enough.” Says NLE. “Alright.” Playboi sets the timer up and begins the time. “I just realized we have no way of getting out of here now.” Says NLE. They both start to realize that they should have gotten out before setting up the timer. “There might be rope in the restaurant.” Playboi Suggests. “It's really risky though. There are alarms and we’ll have to be quick.” “Let's do this.” Says NLE. They both climb down from the rooftop and sprint into the restaurant. The alarms start blaring and they head towards the cleaning supplies closet. For some reason, there is rope and a hook in there along with some duct tape. They take it and run back out. They climb back onto the roof and start working on their rope. They tape the hook tightly to the rope and toss it over the wall. The hook manages to get snagged on something and they tug on it to make sure it doesn’t drop. “You go first.” Says NLE. “Alright.” Says Playboi. As Playboi is climbing, he sees the guards and the police enter the wall and see them trying to escape. They start running towards them. “Hurry up!” Says NLE. Playboi gets over the wall and gets back onto the rooftop of the building. Playboi swings the rope towards NLE and he grabs onto it. He climbs all the way up just as the guards and the police near the rope. “Stop right there!” They hear one of them say. They cut the rope using the Bolt cutters just as they hear the timer for the bomb. “10, 9, 8,” “We need to move!” Says NLE. They both run across the rooftops and manage to get down to street level. “7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.” The restaurant blows up. Somehow the police and guards survived. And with that, NLE and Playboi had officially blown up every restaurant in Detroit.

The author's comments:

No

(A few hours after the last restaurant was destroyed.) Playboi and NLE are sitting on top of a building, looking down on Detroit. “I think we should just wait until they make more restaurants. Besides, we can’t keep doing this anyway, the police are already looking for us.” Says Playboi. “What if we leave Detroit? We could find a new place to blow up restaurants. We could move every time we blow up all the restaurants in a state.” Says NLE. “Nah. Let's just stay man.” “Well, l I’m leaving. I can’t sit here and do nothing for this long. I need to blow up more or I’m going to go insane.” “Then leave. I’m going to wait. I can’t move from here. It's my home.” “Fine then.” NLE stands up and turns around, and starts walking away. “Are you serious right now?” Says Playboi. NLE keeps walking, but then he turned around to look at Playboi. “I’ll be in Chicago if you change your mind.” Then, NLE climbed down the building, and headed toward Chicago. Playboi sat there contemplating his decisions. “Either I stay here for however long it takes them to rebuild, or I could just leave and start fresh.” Playboi said to himself. He knew exactly what he would be risking. He was risking getting caught. He hadn’t forgotten the fact that he was being hunted for by the police. But that didn’t matter. He just wanted to blow up restaurants. He climbed down the building and ran after NLE. He eventually catches up to NLE, who hasn’t even made it that far to Chicago. “We could take a bus, You know.” Says Playboi. “Yeah, I know.” Says NLE. They wait for a bus and they head off the Chicago. Meanwhile, the police have just stumbled upon NLEs Warehouse full of Bombs. “Get these sent to the forensics lab.” Says one of the police officers. “We finally have a lead.”

The author's comments:

No

After a few hours on the bus, Playboi and NLE arrive in Chicago. “Where are we going to get more bombs from?” Asks Playboi. “We just have to go and get supplies from a store or something. But we’re going to have to be careful.” Says NLE. “Alright.” They both walk towards a nearby Walmart and start looking around for stuff they could use. Meanwhile, over in Detroit, the police have finally analyzed the Bombs, and have found the Identity of who they belonged to. “His name is NLE Choppa,” Says one of the forensics lab workers. The same police officer who found the warehouse in the first place asks “Where are they?” The forensics workers say they are unsure. This officer is not going to give up though. He figures that if they like blowing up restaurants and have blown up all the restaurants in Detroit, they moved to a nearby place that had more. “I think I know where they’re at.” The officer walks out of the station, toward his car, starts it up, and starts heading toward Chicago. Playboi and NLE have just finished getting everything they need, and they decide that it’s too risky to leave through the front, so they exit through one of the fire exits and run away from the Walmart. They climb a nearby building and start putting together their bombs. “So, where should we start when we’re done setting these up?” Says Playboi. “I think we should start with all the small restaurants first, so that way we still have the big ones to do last. Those will be the most fun.” Says NLE. After a few hours, their bombs are ready, and they start scoping out the area to map the smaller restaurants and the big ones. Once they’re done mapping everything out, they start blowing up the small restaurants. However, one restaurant that they blow up was full of propane, so once it blew up, everybody within a 50-mile radius was able to see the blast. And one of the people that saw it was the officer. As he arrives at the scene. He sees two figures on top of a roof nearby, watching the building. “Hey, You two there!” He says. They both watch him and are trying to figure out what his name is by looking at his badge. “Hand me the binoculars.” Says NLE. Playboi hands them over and they observe the officer. “His name is Ken Car$on.” Says NLE. As they watch Ken, He calls for backup while they’re distracted. After a few minutes, the police arrive. “We need to leave NLE.” Says Playboi. They both climb down the building and start to run. One of the officers cuts them off from an alleyway and is able to get Playboi. “Just keep running!” Says Playboi. NLE runs away and is able to get the police off of him. Playboi however, is being put in a police car. “We finally caught you.” Says Officer Ken. “We’ll be sure to catch your friend next time too.” He shuts the door and the police take Playboi to Jail.

The author's comments:

No

Playboi gets thrown into a cell, and they lock the door. “You’re going to be in here for a long time.” Says the guard. He walks away, as the sound of his footsteps slowly faints as he gets farther away. “Maybe this is my sign.” Says Playboi. “Maybe I need to stop blowing up restaurants.” Playboi walks toward the barred window, where he can see the courtyard. He sits down on his bed and goes to sleep for a little bit. He gets woken up by a guard. “Time for lunch.” Says the guard. He unlocks the cell and Playboi walks out. He escorts Playboi to the lunch room. Playboi goes through the line and gets his food. He goes to an empty table and eats his food as he watches the other inmates fight each other over food. Once he’s done, he gets taken back to his cell and locked back up. He lays back down on his bed and wonders where NLE is. NLE is looking for the Jail where Playboi is locked up at. After a while, he finds it and starts making his way toward it. Playboi sits up and looks out the window one more time before going to sleep. As he does, he sees someone on the roof of the prison. He is able to see that it is NLE. they both see each other and NLE waves at Playboi. He signals to Playboi that he is going to wait until night to get him out. Playboi nods and leaves the window. He lays down in his bed and goes to sleep. A few hours later, Playboi is woken up by whispering. “Playboi.” Says NLE. Playboi wakes up and sees NLE at the window. “You’re going to have to back up from the wall when I blow it up.” Says NLE. “I know.” Says Playboi. NLE hands Playboi some Bolt cutters, and Playboi cuts down his bed so he could duck behind it when the wall blows up. As NLE sets up the bomb, Playboi can hear the guards coming. “Hurry.” Says Playboi. “Just put the bomb’s timer to 5 seconds.” “Whatever you say.” Says NLE. He sets it to 5 seconds, and runs away from the wall. Just as the guards arrive, the wall blows up and the brick from it knocks out the guards in time for Playboi to escape. Just as he gets into the courtyard with NLE, The alarms activate and the searchlights turn on. “This way. I have a rope that we can climb to get out of here.” They both run towards the rope and start to climb. They manage to get on the roof of the Jail, and NLE leads Playboi to where he got in from. They both get off the roof and start running from the Jail. They find a motorcycle and NLE is able to turn it on and they both get on. “We need to go back to Detroit.” Says Playboi. “I know.” Says NLE. They speed away from Chicago, and head towards Detroit.

The author's comments:

No

As they both arrive back in Detroit, they see that they have somehow managed to rebuild all the restaurants. “How is this possible?” Says Playboi. ”I’m not sure.” Says NLE. They both head to the warehouse, unaware that it has been emptied by the police. They head inside and NLE stops dead in his tracks. “They took everything.” He says. The warehouse is completely empty. Not one bomb in sight. They sit down on a couch that still happens to be there, and finally rest for once. They both fall asleep. They wake up to the sun beaming in from a window. “What are we going to do now?” Asks Playboi. “I think we should stop blowing up restaurants.” Says NLE. Playboi was pretty surprised by this, since NLE never wanted to not blow up a restaurant. “So what, we just live like normal people now?” Asks Playboi. “Yeah. I just think we should give it a rest for a while. We’ve been doing this for a long time.” Says NLE. “I agree with you.” Says Playboi. They both exit the warehouse and walk towards Detroit. Finally, they are going to live normally. Eventually, they’ll blow up more restaurants though.



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