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A Teenage Catastrophe MAG

By Anonymous

     This is going to be it, I thought as the sweat stains from my armpits graciously shouted my anticipation to the world. With each push of the bike pedals, I could feel the excitement mounting, electrifying the air between his holy body and mine. The gravel crunched under our tires, the crickets were just beginning to chirp, and we were laughing and in love. It was my favorite time of day, right before the sun dips behind the trees and the world is doused in gold. Everything was perfect.
We rode down to the water, racing over the dry, bumpy grass. A bench stood nearby, admiring the best view of the point. As we sat down and observed the peacefulness that comes at dusk on the water, our breathing slowed but our hearts beat faster. Holding hands as the sunset turned to pink and orange sorbet, I couldn’t stop smiling. In tenth grade, you think you’re in love with the first boy who tells you you’re beautiful.
Everything was exactly as I had always imagined - until the mosquitoes came. Mosquitoes have always had an affinity for me, but this time it was just ridiculous; soon my legs were covered in red welts. I should have suggested we leave, pedaling my itchy legs back to his house to take a bath in Benadryl. Instead, I foolishly trooped on toward impending doom.
After listening to my protests about West Nile virus, he pedaled over to the beach area and I followed. As we parked our bikes, we noticed an older lady walking two labs up the beach. Even though all three were adorable, I despised them on the spot. How was my evening to go as planned if we had an observer hanging around? Nonetheless, we decided to live the cliché and take a romantic walk on the beach.
I remember the sand being cool on the top but delightfully warm a few inches down. I remember the water gently lapping the shore and seaweed lying on the sand. I remember fireflies dotting the nearby bushes and the lonely lifeguard stand watching the empty beach, a sentinel even in the increasing darkness. I remember constantly scratching my legs and looking over my shoulder until the lady disappeared. But what I don’t remember is how we ended up sitting on the beach, bathed in awkward silence.
This is going to be it, I thought for the second time that night. Eagerly, I inched closer to him and waited. Nothing. The only sound for a good three minutes was his heavy breathing - he was obviously as nervous as I was.
Finally I said, “Let’s just get this over with.” And with that, I leaned in for the kill.
Stopping inches from my sweaty face, he admitted, “I don’t really know what I’m doing.”
“You think I do?”
In movies, time stops right before two lovers kiss; a gentle hand caresses a soft cheek. In reality, that never happens. Rather, right before our lips met in the catastrophic collision of the century, I thought, This is going to suck.
Teeth banged, spit drooled everywhere. All my built-up anticipation left my body the moment I felt his unrelenting tongue moving like a living alien in my mouth. After about five minutes of this, my lips and my heart felt like a deflated balloon.
We rode back in near silence. In between the suppressing stillness and the bugs hitting my face, I realized that romance had died for me. Everything I had imagined about love was a fraud built up from movies and books. That night had the potential to be the loveliest of my life, but instead it was one of my most terrifying and embarrassing moments.
Since that time long ago, my current boyfriend of six months has showed me the true meaning of romantic love. I realize now that romance is nothing that can be plotted and set. Romance is not the idolized, picture-perfect love scenes from teen movies but rather the little, thoughtful moments that capture your heart. .

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This article has 12 comments.

i love this so much!

on Oct. 16 2013 at 2:10 pm
RonnieAguilar69, Berwyn, Illinois
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This is one of the best I've seen so far. Good job you really know how to visualize!

on Jul. 21 2011 at 7:03 pm
CupcakeSaffy PLATINUM, Cochrane, Other
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Favorite Quote:
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away."

Wow - even I cringed at that, but good for you on the ending!

on May. 11 2011 at 3:06 pm
Cause_OneMore BRONZE, Farmington, New Mexico
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Favorite Quote:
"Life Is Beautiful"

-Press Play

All I can say is Awww I loved the opening end and middle your a really talented writer and know how to build up and down a story which is difficult for most authors.You describe the setting perfectly and the details are amazing making you feel as if you were in the story. Great Job :)

Alia_Tan GOLD said...
on Apr. 2 2011 at 4:33 pm
Alia_Tan GOLD, Elk Grove, California
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Favorite Quote:
"I gotta right to sing the blues/
gotta right to moan and sigh/
I gotta right to sit and cry" From "I gotta right to sing the blues" By Louis Armstrong

I really like this story- LOVE it!! :D Its very cute and i compeltely agree, Its whats in the heart and those moments like you cant make it happen it just does :) Loved the last sentence lol :) Great job!!

lollypops GOLD said...
on Mar. 11 2011 at 8:04 pm
lollypops GOLD, Pilot, Virginia
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Favorite Quote:

i love how everything worked out

on Jan. 4 2011 at 3:53 pm
SophiaCross SILVER, Plattsburgh, New York
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Favorite Quote:
To love, to be loved. To never forget your own insignificance. To never get used to the unspeakable violence and vulgar disparity of the life around you. To seek joy in the saddest places. To pursue beauty to its lair. To never simplify what is complicated or complicate what is simple. To respect strength, never power. Above all to watch. To try and understand. To never look away. And never, never to forget.”

You make a great point with a funny story! I had a smiliar disaster... :D

on Dec. 13 2010 at 3:02 pm
SecretSasha SILVER, Cibolo, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
"It doesn't matter how slow you go as long as you don't stop"

I love the detail and the imagery, you have good grammar, also. Good job! I really like it!

on Aug. 3 2010 at 10:41 pm
Defiance_14 BRONZE, Wyoming, Michigan
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Favorite Quote:
"My greatest accomplishment is realization"

this selection is both catchy and cute.

i love the detail and the meaning you have behind the detail.  good job. :]

on Apr. 15 2010 at 4:37 pm
to me, this piece sounded like she put her heart and soul into this piece and i think that definately paid off.  I was really inspired by her writing.

on Nov. 8 2009 at 9:54 pm
CaseyLeigh PLATINUM, Moraga, California
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Favorite Quote:
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to.

Aw, this is such a cute, yet totally real, piece!

on Sep. 15 2009 at 8:32 pm
Hope_Princess BRONZE, Hebron, New Hampshire
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Favorite Quote:
"Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible."

I can't believe no one has commented on this, and it's in the magazine too- congrats on that!

This was one of the awesomest stories ever, and you really speak the truth. Romantic love in movies really does not come to play in real life.

You have so much talent and you described everything so perfectly!

Great job and keep writing!