I am the favorite of the children and the archenemy of Batman. Can you guess who I am if you guess the Joker your right. Wanna know your prize. Ok I will tell you. I will creep threw your window and kill you execution style but don’t be afraid I done worse so cover your head with your blankets cowards because when I am in your town you better know I leave no man standing. I like to kill the children first draws excitement to the game. But that’s not why you picked up this thin piece of paper to read.
Facts about me
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I’ve been to asylums multiple of times.
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I am a psychopath and I can admit it sadly for you I am the most intelligent one.
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I fell into toxic and yes that is why I look like a clown but you better not think that or you be the first to die and I am serious!
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I am one of the greatest villains on multiple charts.
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I am Batman # 1 archenemy and if you want to challenge that then I laugh at you then I’ll spit in your face and lastly clean my windows with your blood ha ha.
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I am homicidal seriously.
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Nobody escapes when I have plans to kill the except the man in the tights of course it’s Batman.
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I always kill brutally.
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I like to make most of my victims with family watch as their family’s get killed before their eyes on these occasion I kill the woman first the next is the older children then the man and lastly the younger children.
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I’ve been to prison and oddly or not I reallllly enjoy it.
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My favorite asylum is Arkham isn’t it funny how i have a favorite asylum you better say yes or well you know what’s going to happen.
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My laughing gas can kill millions of people once I get those stupid things to work so you better move.
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I shot Batgirl to get back at Batman and like are they dating?
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I got this chick Harley Quinn hooked she was suppose to be my psychiatrist but love happened she even changed her career to be a criminal just like me .
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Favorite thing I said “if you have to explain a joke there’s no joke”.
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I have multiple weapons.
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Like an acid squirting flower that will burn your face right off and send it spiraling in to the depths of he**.
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A deck of cards that are blades.
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Exploding cigar (please don’t smoke) or I’ll be cleaning my teeth with your bones and washing my face in your blood.
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I also have joker venom cool huh you already know what happen if you don’t say yes don’t make me explain again okay I will since it excites me I will tell you a different method I will put you on a circle and spin you and while your spinning I’ll blow your head off and then make your family eat it.
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Also with joker venom you die laughing I like to kill the children this way.
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Wanna know a good thing about me that only good for me I am immune to every toxic and if you ask joker venom I am going to kill you. But to answer your question yes I am immune to that to.
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I’ve been killed* (it is just an illusion I’ve been able to perfect so don’t get happy)!
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“Don’t try this at home kids” is my catch phrase like it. I love it!
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I think I was a standup comedian once but failed so I took up robbing to support my pregnant wife but my wife dies along with my unborn child but I’m not sure (about anything).
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Lastly Batman doesn’t kill me because he’s afraid of turning into a killer just like my self.

This has been a nice auto biography one question what did you leanr from this autobiography?

Some people are born to kill
I am one
Bye bye see ya real soon probably tonight I am in Brooklyn ya know and I am in the mood for young children and blood
Batman is coming gotta go