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World’s Top Gamer Rage Quits At Halo 1
In a surprising revelation made by gaming expert and enthusiast Bachir Boumaaza AKA Athene ,has rage quit at halo 1 for Xbox. The expert gamer was going down memory lane and decided to revisit an old game on an old system. After nearly busting his ass over the case he picks halo 1. Shortly after he began the game on the easy difficulty he got smacked in the face with an energy sword by a covenant elite. After that happened all hell broke loose. Apparently Athene grew very angry at his wife when she told him not to rage quit, because he lives by these words:
NEVER KEEP CALM AND ALWAYS RAGE QUIT!!!
Athene is a part time marriage counselor and an anger management teacher. In his free time he makes six- figures playing video games. This is what his xbox looked like after he raged on it:
After the fight, Athene divorced his wife and six months later failed an anger management class. Shortly afterwards athene was banned from all tournaments for his rage quit.

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