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Jackets For All

May 27, 2014
By Anonymous

It is with my understanding that we are in a global need of jackets. People all over the world are in need of them to stay warm in the winter. So it has come to my attention that we should come together and solve this problem. I have given great thought to this. At first I thought why not burn down all the trees and have a big fire? That surely would warm everyone up. But then I thought about it a bit more and came to the conclusion that we need trees for air more than warmth. After that my mind came up with the idea that we should put every layer of clothing that we own on. Then i realized that not everyone has that much of clothes. Some people have just one t-shirt and pants. Not to mention how hard it would be to move with a bunch of clothes on. The next thing that came to mind had to have been the worst idea yet! Why not have everyone exercise? I answered my own question, no one has time for that. Just thinking about it now brings a smile to my face. Sometimes I can just be so crazy. But then after all the bad ideas. The best one popped into my head.
Why not just take all the animals with fur and skin them for their fur and make jackets for everyone? I am not just talking wild animals even our own pets. For some people this might be out of the question but think about it. You yourself could be wearing your best friend like a sleeve. Think of it, man’s best friend will never leave your side. Not to mention no more hair shedding and the cost of feeding the pet, out the door. I myself have pets and at first I was hesitant. Don’t get me wrong I love my pets but now we can be closer to our pets more than we ever have been. You might have thought that your pet made your heart warm with love, but now they can make your whole body warm with the closeness of their fur. Not only can we use the fur from the animals we can also use the meat. With all the jackets being made think of all the meat that can feed so many. By solving the jacket problem we might also be solving world hunger. We don’t have to stop there we could even use all the bones that would be left behind as tools or beads, the possibilities are endless.
The outcome of this would basically be ending global warming! I mean think about it we wouldn't need fires to warm ourselves any longer. Not to mention world hunger. Talk about killing two birds with one stone. But wait there is more that can come from this believe it or not, health care would go down because animal bites would no longer be an issue and people would no longer get rabies, and the risk of getting worms would lower. Car crashes would be a thing of the past as well. Wild animals wouldn't be running willy nilly on the streets. This would lead to a lower cost of car insurance.
So what do you say to a hand in helping support me with help solving some of the world’s biggest problems?


The author's comments:
This piece is a modest proposal. What is being proposed would never ever be proposed in the right mind of anyone.

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