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Robots at your local Wal-Mart
The lady smiles at her customer, a cleanshaven man that appears to be in his mid-thirties.
 "Here's your change, your receipt, you have a wonderful day," she says in a cheery voice.
 Then she drops her gaze to stare down. It appeared to me as if she were staring at the
 scanner, though I wouldn't even have a clue as to why she was doing that. Her eyes went
 blank, emotionless. Then as soon as I stepped up in front of her, her head snapped up
 and she gave me a very warm smile, keeping her lips pressed together, which made
 me wonder if, like another worker there, she had terrible dentistry hidden behind those
 lips.
 "Hello there!" she said in a too-cheery voice, grabbing my first item and swiping it over
 her scanner, her eyes never leaving my face. "How are you doing today?" she asks,
 dropping her gaze to watch what she was doing. I just kept staring at her. What would
 she care if I did? She works at Walmart, they're used to people staring at them as if
 they're nothing, worthless. Though that's not why I was staring at her. I was trying to
 figure her out, and my latest theory was that perhaps she was a robot. Perhaps they
 were all robots, fashioned so that Walmart didn't have to pay employees to work for
 them, and they can work the poor hunks of metal "to death" so to speak without them
 having a nervous or mental breakdown.
 
 "Fine, thank you," I replied warmly, pulling my lips back into a smile, not giving away
 even the slightest hint of what was going through my mind. Her gaze snapped back up
 to my face and she smiled again. There it was again, that warm, almost too-sweet
 smile. It looked so fake I wanted to reach out and smack it off her face, if only just
 to feel her face and feel if it was real or made of silicone.
 
 "That's good," she murmered, then dropped her gaze back down to the task she
 was doing, which at that moment was running one of my cans of Ol' Roy dog food
 over the scanner. I knew from experience that if I said no more to her that the only
 thing she'd say to me would be "Here's your receipt, you have a wonderful day".
 
 I'd been watching her while I was waiting in line. Her brown hair was pulled back at
 the nape of her neck in a low ponytail, and she had a few strands that hung down
 the side of her face. She kept flicking her head a little bit to flick them out of her
 face from time to time, or she'd reach up and push them back behind her ear. But
 one thing I noticed that she did consistantly everytime she finished with a customer
 was stare down at her scanner. While I was waiting for her to finish scanning my
 items, I took a peek over the counter and down at her scanner. It appeared as if
 there was nothing interesting about it, just a regular scanner. Perhaps it was part
 of the robotics system that they would have installed in her computerized mind.
 Maybe they reboot or restart their program for every customer? That's what it
 seemed like to me at least... The empty stare made it appear as if she were
 wiping the slate clean in her mind, wiping away the experience she had just had
 with her customer, and preparing herself for a new one.
 
 She lifted her head and smiled at me, so I smiled back at her. Maybe robotics
 was taking it a bit too far. Perhaps Wal-Mart had just brainwashed her. They
 probably had a little room in the back made especially for brainwashing new
 employees. Something to make them appear as if they were brainless robots
 wearing that hideous beige and navy-blue ensemble. You'd have to be brainwashed
 to even consider wearing something as hideous as that.
 
 Finally I heard the sound of the receipt printer and the tearing sound as she pulled
 off my receipt. She handed it over to me with a smile. I actually mouthed the words
 she said to me as she said them to me. That's how predictable she was.
 
 "Here's your receipt," she said as she handed it to me. "Have a wonderful day."
 
 That voice, I'd decided, was just altogether too cheery for a human being to posess.
 Especially on a Monday. I sighed a little to myself as I stepped away, but I continued
 to watch her as I collected my bags. She had dropped her gaze down and was staring
 at her scanner again with that empty stare. An elderly lady had been behind me, and
 she now stepped up to the counter, and the cashier lifted her head, gave her a warm
 smile, slate wiped clean, and said in that too-cheery voice...
 
 "Hello, ma'am. How are you today?"
 
 It was as I was walking down towards the door that I finally decided to go with my
 brainwashing theory. Or maybe they were just all aliens or something. I decided I
 didn't care, so long as they bagged my groceries right and didn't over-charge me for
 my beer.

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