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Twilight/Harry Potter Remix (the way it should have been)

November 27, 2010
By imdefyinggravity SILVER, Bolton, Connecticut
imdefyinggravity SILVER, Bolton, Connecticut
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Favorite Quote:
You don't want to hear it, but someone has got to tell you, they're just shoes! LET THEM GO! ~Glinda

Scene I

Chalie and Bella are driving to school

Charlie: um…so, do you like Forks Bella?

Bella: I guess.

Charlie: Here have a car.

Bella: Thanks Dad! I love it!

Charlie: It was my friends Billy Black’s.

Bella: Bye Dad.

Bella walks out of the car and toward the school. It’s raining.

Mike: Hi I’m Mike. You’re Isabella Swan, right?

Bella: Just Bella.

Mike: What’s your first class?

Bella: History.

Mike: Mine too. I’ll walk you.

Walk away.

Scene II

In the lunch room

Jessica: How did you like pre calculus?

Angela: Yearbook picture?

Bella: No pictures! Hey, who’s that, over there?

Jessica: Them? They’re the Cullens. All adopted by Dr. Carlisle Cullen. And they’re all togther, like TOGETHER together-

Bella: No, I meant him!

All turn to see who Bella is pointing at.

Hermione: It’s Harry Potter!

All: Harry Potter?!

Bella: I’m in love.

Edward: Hey! Wait one second! What happened to me? She’s not supposed to fall for some random wizard!

Alice: Even I didn’t see that coming.

Voldemort runs in

Voldemort: avada kedavera!

Edward just happens to be standing between Harry and Voldemort.

Voldemort: Whoops.

Voldemort runs towards Harry but Bella trips him.

Hermione: And they were all changed for the better.


The author's comments:
This is very similar to another piece I read on this website, but I wrote this long before I read that.

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This article has 6 comments.

on Mar. 2 2011 at 2:51 pm
Oorah_Alchemist, Bluffton, South Carolina
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Standing between us and evil.He'll defend to the very last shell.Carnage all around but still unflinching gun blazing as he fell.The brave soldier once at Heavens gate Yells out."One more soldier reporting sir,and I believe I've served enough time in hell.

haha that was funny. The best part was Voldemort. "Whoops"

on Jan. 25 2011 at 1:45 pm
CaraBlane BRONZE, So. Whitley, Indiana
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Favorite Quote:
" Well... I guess even bad people have good endings."

oh well, no one really cares

on Jan. 22 2011 at 12:20 pm
LilyPotter BRONZE, Edmonton, Other
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Love it. But poor Cedric Diggory, getting killed twice...

on Dec. 17 2010 at 1:30 pm
CaraBlane BRONZE, So. Whitley, Indiana
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Favorite Quote:
" Well... I guess even bad people have good endings."

haha I like that part when voldemort goes for harry


on Dec. 13 2010 at 1:13 pm
NonsensicalMuse PLATINUM, San Anotnio, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
"There is nothing wrong with having your head in the clouds as long as you don't get altitude sickness"

"Perhaps you are right,perhaps not. I don't know 110% either way.All I know is that Im in search of truth. If you are too, let us be friends."

I like the part where voldemort is like "Whoops" lol!

VampireX GOLD said...
on Dec. 8 2010 at 7:25 am
VampireX GOLD, Spotsylvania, Virginia
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That's twice voldemort killed Eduard. :)