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I Guess You Can Call Me 'Wicked'

February 28, 2010
By TheUnknownIsBliss GOLD, East Patchogue, New York
TheUnknownIsBliss GOLD, East Patchogue, New York
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Favorite Quote:
I would like to stay out of the box we call "normal".

Everybody asks, 'Why do the good die young?' Obviously, it's because of the fact that there are evil or as we call around here 'Wicked' people, such as myself.

I didn't want to turn out to be wicked, but life takes its course. Wicked isn't exactly a terrific title.

You should all know the story about the 'Wonderful Wizrd of Oz'. Yeah, he's so wonderful all right. So is his favorite minion, Dorothy. You know, the wretched brat with the red heels. Those were my mother's by the way.

My mother wasn't the Wicked Witch of the West, she was from the East. And Dorothy crushed her with that dumb farmhouse she called her 'home'. But the house didn't kill her. It broke her left arm, that was all. But the part of the story that you didn't know was that Dorothy came back to destroy my mother, after 'killing' my aunt. Throwing a bucket of water on somebody doesn't kill them. whatever moron came up with that seriously needs to get their brain checked out.

Anyway, Dorothy came back to Oz after another twister and stabbed my mother through the heart. And that was Dorothy's big mistake.

Oz thought my mother was wicked? Wait until they see me. And not one Ozian can bring me down.

The author's comments:
After seeing the show Wicked, I had to write my own Fan Fiction, but twisting the plot around a bit.

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This article has 2 comments.

on Jan. 23 2012 at 4:33 pm
FireLily2312 SILVER, Troy, Michigan
5 articles 1 photo 4 comments

Favorite Quote:
"I do good, but I'm not an angel. I make mistakes, but I am not a sinner. I'm just a girl looking for somebody to love."

Love it. Really good.

Valiant GOLD said...
on Apr. 22 2010 at 10:52 pm
Valiant GOLD, Richardson, Texas
13 articles 0 photos 27 comments

Favorite Quote:
"You look like a bloated, cross-eyed squid with a beard.... well, at least you hair looks right."
Me to my friend Heidi

This is beyond clever! I've read Wicked and it makes the Wizard of Oz seem really stupid in comparison.