Frisk: Oh boy, I sure hope I do not fall into the giant gaping hole at the top of this mountain while I take a hike- *Falls down* AHHHHHHH *Dies*

Narrator: Just kidding, the flower broke their fall, because logic.

Flowey: Hi! I'm a tutorial character! Run into these bulle- I MEAN friendliness pellets to level up!

Frisk, an RPG player: Oh boy! So all I need to gain levels is to absorb these totally not-suspicious non-bullets? Easy peasy!

Frisk: 1/20 HP

Frisk: Hey, where'd all my HP go?

Flowey: YOU IDIOT THIS IS A BULLET HELL RPG WHERE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO DODGE ATTACKS

Frisk: What! What kind of RPG does that?

Flowey: DEAL WITH IT! Anyways, NOW YOU SHALL DIE-

Toriel: *Burns Flowey to a crisp with a flamethrower*

Toriel: What a horrible creature, torturing such a-

Frisk: Yo, lady, how do I get out of here?

Toriel: *Spews literal fire out of her hands* YOU SHALL NOT PA-

Frisk: *Stabs Toriel with a plastic knife*

9999 DAMAGE

Toriel: *Dies*

Frisk: Oh! I leveled up! So all I need to do is kill a bunch of monsters to gain experience points? Easy! 

Frisk: *Proceeds to murder everybody in the entire Underground*

Sans the funny meme skeleton: Why the hell did you do that you little shi-

Frisk: *Stabby stab stab*

1 DAMAGE

Snas I mean Sans: *Dies*

Chara: Hello I am a depressed kid with a knife I am dead but not really and I have a knife but not really and Imma steal you soul lol

Frisk: Ah, dang it.

THE END