The pencil that I'm holding didn't come from any normal piece of wood. This pencil came from a sliver of a mighty tree reigning from the great Brazilian rainforest. A place where the trees are miles high and the weather is nothing but perfect.

    Legend says that this pencil was crafted by the hands of Chuck Norris himself! They say that he didn't even need to chop down the tree. By simply staring at it the bark on the tree began to wither away and with the extraordinary power of his piercing stare the tree fell to the ground in a startling crash. This once intimidating tree has now combusted into a wild sea of #2 pencils.

    I was lucky enough to come across this pencil grace of my generous history teacher. He has been a long time friend of the man himself and the pencil was given as a gift after signing his latest novel.