Materials:
-A handful of ideas, the fresher the better
-1-3 teaspoons of stylistic devices
-Oven preheated to format of your choice
-A dash of humour or seriousness, to taste
-1-2 cups of story
-A sprinkle of stickiness
-Optional: Two outside opinions.

Directions:
1) Sift through your handful of ideas.
2) In a bowl, add your idea(s) to 1-2 cups of story. Mix well.
3) Preheat oven to the format of your choice.
4) Mix in 1-3 teaspoons of stylistic devices. Beat thoroughly.
5) Add a dash of humour, seriousness, or other emotional adjective to taste.
6) Add a sprinkle of stickiness, and mix well. Story should be firm, but not rock-hard.
7) Bake 1/3 of batter. Let cool.
8) Optional: get two outside opinions on the baked product. Tweak batter as needed.
9) Once batter is to your liking, bake the rest.
10) Add a title garnish, and serve with a cup of tea.