I got out of my new 56 Chevy El Camino  slamming the metal door shut as I walked to the doors of the NBC offices in New York ,New York. All of a sudden  *SCREAMMMMSSSS* . TAPPATY TAPPPPPPP  my Nunn Bush tassel loafers go as I ran. It was a injured grizzly Yogi  Bear with some 16 thorns  in its belly. Approximately 40-80 workers were around it and all of a sudden we all heard WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO. It was a NYPD car, also a ASPCA van.

The ASPCA people took the injured bear in the van and drove off. Now it's just the cop and me and the workers. I went into work. I watched and heard what was happening outside from my window.

As I stared off into space I realized I forgot my lunch at home. Or was it in my car? I don’t know I always forgets things in odd places. One time I somehow left a ham sandwich on a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom.
So that is why you should not leave things in odd place, like your cousin who is a grizzly bear.