James and his girlfriend Julia were on a date one Friday night. When Julia came over that night James was very drunk. His drinking is like a fish in water than a horse race. When he opened the door he said “How you doin hot stuff?” Thinking to himself she looks hotter than the summer sun.

Julia said “You have been drinking again you slob!” as James is swaying side to side, front to back rapidly. Julia punched James in the mouth harder than a two semi head on collision.

As James start to fall he grabs a keg and said “How bout a drink?” Then, he starts chugging what is left in the keg. He falls onto his face.

“How bout some coffee for both of us?” Julia said. So she went to James’ kitchen and started to make coffee when she heard sirens outside of the front door. She looked outside and said “What on earth did you do now?”

“I’m drunk and I ran down the street stripping.” he said. Then the door was kicked in by the SWAT team. Tackling James while he is holding a keg and smoking weed. His smoking is more like a Cheech and Chong movie than a steam engine on fire because he is higher than the highest mountain.

The head of the SWAT team aka Master Protien said “We will let you off the hook if you tell us where you hide your stash.” The other two men searched the house and couldn’t find anything but what James had in his hands.

“It is in my bedroom in the safe and the code is 1986 that's when I started teaching.” James said with a smirk. So everyone went to the kitchen and sat down. Then the SWAT team went to James’ room and ran out the front door.

“Do you want coffee now?” Julia said with a smile. So they started drinking straight black coffee. Then, they heard a knocking at the door and James went to see who it was. When he opened the door he had a surprise. A certain smokey smell he doesn't have outside.

“It’s time to pay the price.” said the man in a camo hoodie. “Do you know why the SWAT team ran out of your house like a bunch of little babies?” The man said with a big white smile.

“They put my password in the wrong safe.” James said with fear. In his eyes the man could see into James‘ soul. They went to the kitchen to talk with Julia.
Julia said with fear in her voice “Who is that?”

James said “This is who I’ve been hiding in the safe in the corner of my room.”

The man said softly , “I am the show off and wonderful Gnarly Charlie.” He explains why he is here and why the SWAT team ran out of the house. “To sum it up, I had him hide me in a safe so the Devil couldn’t find me. Five years earlier the Devil came to me to sign is note of the souls. When I said no he flipped out.”

The Devil said with a grin “I’ll hunt you till you sign the note of souls.”

Charlie said with a fright “Family and friends are worth dieing for. Also when you find me you well regret it and your spirit will be mine.”  As he was done with the story the Devil showed up.

The Devil said with a laugh “I’ve finally found you after five long years and know we’ll see you has the better spirit to live.” When he stopped talking the biggest fight in the world was on like Donkey Kong. Ten days later the fight was over and the house was destroyed. Although the Devil got back up, he was badly wounded with chunks of wood and metal sticking out of his body.

Charlie said with big grin “I told you that your spirit would be mine. Are you done?” The Devil fell back down as he lays in grief he fades away.