Nat was in the kitchen looking through the fridge and he was hungry, he was looking for food to eat and thought about making pizza rolls in the microwave, and Nat threw them in the microwave. He wanted some ranch to go with the pizza rolls so he went through the fridge on a mission to find the ranch with bacon bits in it, and it was so. Nat called the rolls land, and the ranch water. Nat used the pizza rolls to separate the ranch from the ranch and gave every little crumb on the pizza rolls some ranch so other crums wouldn’t have to go a long distance to get ranch for their little crum families. Nat then put a plate on top to separate the steam from the misty chill of the vanilla ice cream he got from the freezer, and it was so. Nat wanted to call the plate of pizza rolls a haven and the ice cream was a very disliked place because none of the crumbs wanted to mix with the ice cream, and it was so. Nat wanted to give the crum families some stuff to give them entertainment, so he whipped up a few dinosaur chicken nuggets for the crum families to hunt, and it was so. After he noticed that the dinosaurs were not being hunted very well and the crumbs were getting squished by the dinosaurs, Nat thought he didn’t want pizza roll crumbs on his chicken nuggets so he ate all dinosaurs chicken nuggets and they were no more. After some time the crumbs got introduced to bacteria, by Nat’s younger brother, and Nat didn’t like that because the bacteria was overwhelming the crumbs so Nat got rid of all the pizza rolls and crumbs besides one and let one pizza roll stay with all its crumbs, because no bacteria had gotten to it and he didn’t want the bacteria to consume the last good pizza roll, so when he was throwing the rest away he shielded it from falling into the garbage by putting a fork in front of it like a fence. Once Nat restored the plate to its place on the counter once again he made more pizza rolls to restore the plate back to the way things were before but this time the bacteria got worse at a quicker rate, so Nat decided to leave it and let the little crums deal with the bacteria on their own. Nat left for a little bit to work on homwork so he left the pizza rolls on the counter so hehe left his G.I. Joe action figure there to make sure they would be safe while he was gone for a little bit. When Nat came back he saw that the G.I. Joe figure was knocked over laying on the counter and all the pizza rolls were getting lifted up back into the freezer. I, by his little brother n the freezer they were free of bacteria forever, but unfortunately some of the pizza rolls didn’t quite make it back to the freezer free from bacteria, some got dropped into the ice cream to sit in their own bacteria with the ice cream slowly melting helping the bacteria spread faster and faster. Nat noticed that the pizza rolls were in the ice cream and pick one up hoping they would be tasteful, and graceful on the way out, and on the way down as he swallowed it he saw that they were still delicious even with the ice cream and bacteria on it for he saw much more bacteria than what was visible. When Nat went to go to the bathroom his little brother wanted to make his pizza rolls dirtier so he put them on the counter off of the plate and let more and more bacteria get on the pizza rolls to try and consume them all and make them all dirty and try to make Nat sick on the pizza rolls and not desire them any longer, but when Nat got back from the bathroom early he saw his little brother make them more dirty, so Nat rinsed them off and made them clean once again for he was the chef of these beautiful snacks, so he wished to protect them. After Nat rinsed them off he dried them and put them back in the freezer, so he could then some day pull them back out bacteria free to enjoy their taste and they can leave him with a fulfilling taste left in his mouth, for Nat is in control of what happens to them, and what is going to happen to them. , and they could sit with their other pizza roll buddy’s in complete harmony and happiness while the other pizza rolls in the ice cream were feeling nothing but pain and misery for all eternity unless they were pulled out by the warm helping hand of Nat. For all the other pizza rolls that were still on the plate they were there for over nine hundred minutes and they started to begin to die so they bore some cheese and salsa so that the legacy of the big pizza roll could live on and on, and the cheese and salsa kept getting smaller and smaller with each multiplication until the cheese and salsa split into just salsa and just cheese separately. After Nat saw that there was only salsa and cheese on the plate a few days after it was just pizza rolls and was unhappy with what they had become so he got even more pizza rolls to replace the old ones and he got rid of the other pizza rolls. When Nat started over with new pizza rolls he noticed that he could not leave them alone for even a minute because bacteria, his brother, or even the age would get to them without any difficulty. Nat wanted to make sure that they would last long enough to enjoy them maybe when they get back into the freezer he could bring them back to have more times with him and enjoy the flavor that they leave with him and fulfillment he gets.