At almost all of the schools in Arkansas, there is something lurking in the janitor’s closet. No one knows what it is, or where it came from, but it’s impossible to get rid of it. They call it Normarblarp. Only one person in the entire world has seen it and lived. No one knows where it came from, but everyone knows how.

In 1973, there was a big explosion somewhere in Austria. No one knew what was going on or what had happened. All kinds of scientists from all over the world came to see what was going on. They took one look, and couldn’t believe their eyes.
The one person who saw it and didn’t die tells that it looks like a narwal mixed with Mike Wazowski, mixed with a giant glob of green jello. It doesn’t sound too bad, but trust me, if and when you encounter the Normarblarp, run. Run as far away and as fast as possible without hesitation. Stay for a split second longer than you should, and you are a goner. It’s worse than a mad bull when it sees red. It’s worse than bad grammar no matter what Weird Al Yankovic says. It’s feet are bigger than big foots. I don’t know about you, but the Normarblarp is something I NEVER want to see.