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Caught in a ba-baad Romance
Sheep trotted to Llama after a bad day of not being shaved.
“Whoa whoa whoa, look at Alpaca over there.” Llama stared.
Trailing her doe-like eyes over to Alpaca, she looked him up and down. He was big and had dark grey fur. Purring, she looked away and bowed her head in embarrassment. He had caught her staring at him! Cowering away, she went to eat.
The next day Sheep spoke to Monkey, a friend of Alpaca’s.
“Hey, um...well does your friend like me?”
Monkey glanced at Alpack from across the field.
Monkey took a glimpse of at Alpaca, he stuttered,“Uh, yea he does, here lets go talk to him.” Running ahead of Sheep, Monkey exclaimed, “We have a problem, SheeptoldmeshelikesyouandIsaidyoulikeherback.”He rushed out.
Alpaca gave Monkey a confused look, sighing he repeated, “Sheep told me she likes you and I said you like her back.”
Alpaca stared at Sheep running towards them. She doesn’t look that bad. Seems kind of weak but I guess I could do her a favor, besides i’ve been feeling a little lonely lately. He thought. Glancing back at Monkey, Alpaca pranced over to Sheep. She stood their timidly staring at her paws.
“Hey Sheep!I heard you liked me.” Alpaca said.
“Oh!Uh yea.”Sheep gushed.
Faking nervousness, Alpaca said, “Do you wanna date me?”
“Yes!” Sheep squealed.
*One week later*
Sheep walked over to Alpaca.
"Ready to play?" Sheep cheered.
"Oh um about that, Monkey invited me over to the jungle to hang out. Sorry?"
That was the second time this week! Whats up with him? Sheep wondered. Deciding that he just needed space, Sheep didn’t think much of it.
The next day, Sheep went to Alpaca. He was asleep and she woke him up.
“Hey, you were supposed to meet me around the farm over an hour ago?Why are you still sleeping?”
Growling, Alpaca stated, “I don’t have time for this, leave me so I can go back to sleep.”
Ignoring the hurt she felt, Sheep slowly nodded and trotted away trying to not cry. Its ok, Sheep thought he’ll come around.
The next day, Alpaca ranted about Sheep to Monkey.
“She is just so clingy. Sheep never leaves be alone. I don’t think this is working out.”
Overhearing their conversation, Sheep held back a sob.
Before leaving she said to them, “Since i’m so clingy, we are over!”

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