PRISON, USA- Baltimore riots have led scientists to a study to discover the reason why police don’t target cacuasian people on the street, “We have come to a shocking conclusion”, states Richard Wiseman, leader of the psychologist team and owner of the Quirkology YouTube channel. “100% of white criminals either were bullied as adolescents or have mental issues,” Wiseman continues. This statement is backed up by the police, with the head of police, William Bratton saying, “That’s precisely the reason we don’t bother white people on the street, we know how it feels and we don’t want to worsen their condition if they are on the brink of a breakdown,”

A poll in New York shows that 76% of colored residents feel that it’s unfair to ignore white criminals until it’s too late. “Colored people get bullied and have mental problems as well, but we still get mericilessly slaughtered in the urban areas of the city,” Tristan Brown states. Many colored people with autism are killed in the streets under the guise of justice. The police say that “only white people are allowed to have mental issues, and they are to be isolated after they commit a major crime to appease the public,” The police say they would let white people who commit genocide to walk the streets, but the majority of white people feel unsafe around those types of people.

The police, as a closing statement, would like to let everyone know that they only serve white people and do what’s in their best interests.