Do: Be perfectly cute when you are born

Don’t: Misbehave so your parents become angry

Do: Please them so they love you

Don’t: Be rude so they don’t punish you

Do: Well in school to get in great colleges

Don’t: Ruin their reputation

Do: Take your beating with respect

Don’t: Die from knives or bats

Do: Just tell your friends your pet scratched you

Don’t: Go to the cops

Do: Kill that man in the basement

Don’t: Let your parents find the cyanide

Do: Clean up the mess

Don’t: Act suspicious

Do: Put the gun down

Don’t: Kill your parents

Do: Run away

Don’t: Look back

Do: Survive from the suppressed bullet

Don’t: Fight your death

Do: Close your eyes

Don’t: Leave your body in the open
Do: Be perfectly cute when you are born…