Eliah Almighty
I woke up several times last night wondering where I was. As soon as I was officially woken up I knew I needed more steroids so I got out of my bed made myself a bowl of cereal and went out the door into the world that I call earth.
Once I was in the city I was looking for anyone who was wanting to sell me anything. Once I got to the ally on 3rd street a guy mumbled something that sounded like “Baby Rhino come here” so I asked him what he said and he said “come here baby rhino” and I asked “how do you know my name” and the guy who looked like Morgan freeman said “your name isn’t Baby Rhino, its Eliah” and as soon as he said my name I started running out of the ally and all the way up to 5th street. Once I calmed down and I had my breath back I started thinking if I knew him or not and was walking around the city and I came to a stop because someone grabbed my shoulder and I was hoping to god it wasn’t him and I turned around and it was the guy who looked like Morgan freeman.
             And he asked me “why were you hoping it wasn’t me?” and I said “how do you know that” and he said “because I’m god” and I said surprised “ok I believe you what do you want from me” “I want you to take my place as god a for a little while so I can go and grab some chicken from Churches” and I said “ok I will take the job but why did you pick me?” “Because you were looking for steroids and I want this to change your life so you could get better” and I said ok I will take the job as being god but how long will it take? It will take twenty one hours” why does it take twenty one hours to get chicken” and he said because I’m hungry that’s why.
Once he left I didn’t know what to do since I was god but the first thing that popped in my head for some reason was walking on water so I went to the lake close to my apartment and I started walking on water and I was so surprised because no other human as done this except for me. Once I was finished with that I wanted some new clothes so I got them and then I wanted a new car and then a got a corvette and then I wanted an actual house so I got I 3.5 million dolor house and all of the sudden I was really tired and 20 hrs has gone by and I was not ready to let this job go but I had to. Once I dosed off in my king sized bed I was having really good dreams and then god popped up in my dream and he said he was disappointed because I didn’t make myself a better person with better health so he said “I am done getting my Churches Chicken and I’m going to need my spot as god back” and then after all of that happened I woke up in my apartment with no car and the same old clothes that I had on before any of this happened. I was so disappointed with myself because I didn’t do what god told me to do.