You Should Date A Psycho
If you want to fear for your life, you should totally date a psycho. Date someone who’ll watch over you as you sleep. Not to protect you, but to watch you as you breathe. Date someone that’ll isolate you from your closest friends and family. Someone that will track your every movement without you even knowing. You should totally date someone that will beat on you and verbally abuse you until you feel as if you’re just a germ. Someone whose negative cloud will overshadow all of your accomplishments with the nonchalant phrase; “You could’ve done better.”
Date someone who will be the abuser, but always play the abused. Date someone that will call your phone thirty times within five minutes. Be sure to never ignore them. Oh wait! I almost forgot, you like pop-up visits. Ignore them. Ignore them until they show up at your house, job, or current location using that tracking device in your phone that you knew nothing about. Ignore them so they can cause a scene. You always wanted to live life as if it was a movie.
Date someone who will surprise you with a gift and months later accuse you of cheating because they forgot they bought it for you. The guy who will cut up your clothes and change the locks to ensure that you don’t go anywhere. Date a guy who will use their infidelities and insecurities against you. Someone who’s so hung up on what’s wrong that they blatantly ignore everything that’s right. You should date someone who snaps out and starts arguments when they see you conversing with someone of the opposite sex. Someone who will get mad at you then catch an attitude if you don’t try to reach out and start the conversation.
You should totally date a psycho, baby. Never stay with someone who treats you with the utmost respect, as if you’re the only girl in the world. You should never stay with someone that turns those dreadful caterpillars into beautiful butterflies. You should leave them for the person that strikes fear into your heart every time you see them. Someone who will keep you in line. Never stay with someone who cares too much, because the person that cares too much will catch you when you fall. They will pick you up when you’re down. They will put you on a pedestal as if you were a trophy, and show you off to the world flaws and all.
Never stay with the good guy because the good guy is too good to be true. The good guy compliments you, and comforts you when you're self-esteem has hit rock bottom. Leave him for the guy that made you hit rock bottom in the first place. Leave him for the psycho. Leave him for the guy that won't let you leave no matter what. Leave him for the guy that will be the reason you're gone.