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Local Sears Announces Beat Your Child Day In WorldWide Sears

June 2, 2014
By Anonymous

Sears around the world decided to have a day for parents to beat their child inside the store with no consequences. This day was made in order to give back to the parents with dealing with their childrens “bullcrap”. Sears CEO Edward Lampert decided that this would give parents a break for dealing with their kids and keeping their cool inside of the store during work days.

Sears CEO Edward Lampert was constantly thinking on the idea of children misbehaving and causing mass chaos inside his store. So he kept thinking on the idea of a day where he could allow parents to discipline their child without the parents worrying on their public appearance or people judging their parenting. He believed that parents should get a break while trying to go out shopping for things their child needs.

During this full day from opening hours to closing hours, you can enter Sears to beat your child as much as you wanted to. Although this sounded rather insane it had rules to it. These rules went as far as you’re unable to beat your child with a object. You’re also not allowed to hit them with full force, just enough so they’ll know not to cause chaos wherever they go. One parent said “ This day was a special day for me, I got to release all that anger I’ve gotten from the past years onto my child. Back in the day this was a hard life for me, everyday I caused trouble my Father wish he could’ve disciplined me but back then days like this never existed.” Statistics show that the more anger you relieve on your kids the better the chances they’ll fear you and stop going rampant in the stores while you’re shopping.



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