Leprechauns have always been known as a fictional character that puts gold under the rainbows. The reason most think they are fictional is because they can never find the gold if they go to the end of the rainbow. Then all the scientific people say that it’s not even possible to go to the end of a rainbow, but it is all false. The reason nobody can find the gold is because no one has been dedicated enough. So I, Malcolm, am going to tell you the most dedicated event of a life.
The boy was 25 years old in college and had to write a persuasive paper then give a speech on a topic. The professor gave him very stupid topics including; why jelly is better than jam, why Nike is better than Adidas, or that leprechauns are either real or fake. He did not have a true opinion on any of those so decided to try to make one on the topic about leprechauns. So he went on a trip in my favorite rocket ship, in other words, a time machine.
The way he got the machine is very complex. The reason he had lots of complications with it is because he only had a month to finish the paper and speech so he went to the smartest person he knew, his dad. Who sent him to his friend who sent him to his cousin’s dog’s best friend’s neighbor’s dad’s cousin who was a very smart scientist, in other words, me. He told me his dilemma and I said,
“So son I see you have a problem and I have a solution. I have a time machine that is the only one in existence that you need. I will let you use it if you go and get me some jelly fish jelly from the oceans of Hawaii.”
He answered with a simple ok. The next thing I knew was that he was in the hospital after a very traumatic experience with jellyfish. Apparently he was swimming in the ocean trying to catch jellyfish and was a successful with one catch but shortly after that he found out it was a mommy jellyfish. This means she had several kids who where little but deadly and a husband. So with one quick look behind him he knew that he was going to get stung by a lot of jellyfish. So with that he swam as fast as he could managing to only get stung five times and made it to shore. There he was found by a little two year old who started crying saying mommy. When her mommy came she called an ambulance for him.

The doctors said he would be fine if he ate plenty of jellyfish jelly so he told her how that was the whole point of the expedition and then she laughed. So he asked her why she was laughing and she asked what the old man’s name was so he told her he introduced himself as Einstein Jr. even though he was very, very old and might as well of been the actual Einstein. And again she laughed and told him how he is an old nurse for the hospital he was at. Then he was explained that I used to be addicted to the jelly and once every year I am able to do a huge favor for someone if they go to Hawaii. Then he got told how they sell the jelly at the shop across the street. When he finally got out of the hospital he was able to get a ton of jelly fish jelly for himself and Mr. Einstein (me). When he got back he gave me one jar of jelly and told me how small the world is because he met the people that I formally worked with. Then it was my turn to give him what he wanted so I gave him the time machine.

He went home and ate a lot of jelly fish jelly, just to find out that he was very allergic. So he got to the hospital, got allergy medicine, and went home. Then he started to try the time machine and then remembered that I forgot to tell how to work the machine. So he just had to figure it out. Because if he thinks I am old enough to be Einstein then how would I remember? Once he was done figuring it out, he hopped in and hoped it would work.

The inside was very dark and smelled like jelly. He felt like he was cooped up in a big egg. It was probably an hour or so and he got hungry and realized he was totally unprepared, but couldn’t do anything about it but hope that where ever he was going had food.
When he stopped moving he got out, unprepared for what was behind that door. He was in utter shock at the amazing sight of absolutely nothing. Had I just been bamboozled? he wondered to himself. No, it couldn’t be. He tried it again and again until he realized it had worked and it is just night wherever he was. He just had to be patient and wait until morning to see what he set himself up to fail against.

He slept in the time machine for the night hoping for some warmth. Then probably around three am, there was a sound, when he realized it automatically locked him in. He didn’t know what to do, that’s when the air got tight and sticky. He must have been burning; it was so hot when he realized it wasn’t going to be whatever is on the outside of this contraption that he was up against, but the machine itself. So his final words were “Tell my mommy I love her.”


And know I, Malcolm his collage professor, am in this building trying not to go to jail for the malfunction of a time machine that took me years just so I could eat jellyfish jelly, that isn’t even the correct brand that I like. So wish me the best of luck in jail.