Diary of a Teenage Drama Princess

Day #1
I have had the absolute BEST day! My name is Aurora, and today is my 13th birthday. I just got you, Dear Diary, and my mom told me I am supposed to share my feelings with you…but whatever. She’s so controlling – and don’t even get me started on my dad. He is LAME! He decided to ban spinning wheels throughout the kingdom for some stupid reason. He claims it’s for my “protection”…but I think it’s so my dress is never too short and I can’t spend all of his money on new clothes. I don’t understand why he doesn’t want me to look cute! Grrr…

Day #164
Today my friends asked me to go shopping. I love hanging out with them. Their names are Snow White and Li’l Red. We have a Ball coming up in Snow’s kingdom, and of course my dad said “no” to the shopping because it was outside of our own kingdom. I think what he means is that I would finally be outside of his REACH! Ugh – I hate him sometimes. Now neither one of my friends will talk to me, but two can play that game!...or, three, I guess.


Day #296
UGH! Cinderella told everyone that I was to blame for the lack of spinning wheels!!! I can’t believe her. Now everybody is mad at me. People can’t get any new clothes because the spindles make the cloth, and my dad banned them…so now we have to wear the same thing every single day. They told me things were so bad, that they would all rather move to the kingdom with that crazy Emperor that doesn’t wear clothes. When I came home crying, my dad asked what was wrong and I started to yell at him to lay off me. Apparently, that’s “rude” and my opinion is “harsh,” so I got grounded…again.

Day #731
I’m 15 years old now. Yay!! I’m in high school now. I go to Dark Forest North High School, and our stupid mascot is the Cupid…LAME. There’s a new thing called Dove-stagram – they’re all calling it the new “social” thing to do. All you have to do when you want to get a message to the community is to write it down, tape it to a Dove, and it takes the post to the town square so everybody can see it and comment on it. I posted a sketch of a dress, and of course Cinderella commented that my name isn’t Aurora now…it’s a-BORE-ah. She said it’s because I wear the same “boring” clothes, and now everybody in town is calling me that like I’m some kind of a joke.

Day #1,066
So I am not sure if ever told you about the coolest sport in school – it’s called Jousting. All of the cool guys who play are called “jocks.” Today, they were practicing and they made a scarecrow that looked just like me – they kept stabbing it and trampling it for practice. I wanted to tell the Principal, but I thought they would get even more mad with me, and next time wouldn’t be just a scarecrow of me for their target practice. =(

Day #2,291
I am so ready to start college and be a new person – I am going to try very hard to change my identity and put all of this behind me. I don’t want to be A-bore-ah anymore – I want to be the pretty and cool girl that everybody likes to be around. The kind of girl that gets nice Dove-stagram posts in the square. The kind of girl that all the other girls want to be, and all the guys want to be with. Sounds simple, right? I just don’t want people to know that my parents are the reason nobody can have new outfits. I want a fresh start and don’t want any more drama, especially on the first day. But I guess I have enough time to plan because school doesn’t start for a few more months.

Day #2,364
It’s the first day of college – I am so sorry about being too busy to tell you where I am going! I got accepted into Enchanted University: Home of the Fighting Unicorns! The campus is amazing! There are nerds, populars, wizards, and puppets who think they’re real people. Well, gotta get to class – but write more later! Wish me luck.
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Well, it was a successful first day of classes! I saw a lot of people I have known since elementary school – Snow, Jiminey Cricket, and (unfortunately) Cinderella. There was the most dreamy guy playing Fairy Sack in the quad. His name was Rumplestiltskin. Oh, he’s marvelous and has long, luscious hair and magnificent golden-brown eyes. There is a weird tingly feeling inside that I can’t figure out. Is it a fever? Pneumonia? Maybe…*gulp*…love?

Day #2,556
Oh, my goodness – Cinderella somehow found out that I was in love with Rumple and told the whole campus. The only person I told was Lil’ Red. I trust her with my life, so I don’t think there is ANY way she would tell. I mean, she’s always seemed mysterious a little, but I still can’t imagine. Maybe I should Dove her, then just wait for a reply. But I guess that doesn’t make any sense because, even if she did it, she will tell me she didn’t. I am so mad at both of them. Now Rump knows I love him, and my life at college is officially ruined.

Day #2,576
If you think Cinderella was bad in High School, just wait until I tell you what she did this time!! I am so mad, I can hardly write this! She told all of my new friends who my parents were, and now they are all mad at me and hate me. I’m even starting to hate myself. I don’t know what to do anymore. I have no friends, no family, and no boyfriend to talk to. And I definitely don’t have a life. I wish I would just die, so that everybody would be much happier. At least then they could possibly wear something new to my funeral since my dad wouldn’t have to “protect me” anymore. I’m just glad Spring Break is coming up and I won’t have to worry about this for a week.

Day #2,647
So when I got back to school after break, all of my friends hated me. Then the unexpected happened… I found out that Cinderella was a servant and was just jealous of me, which was why she always had it out for me! I also found out that Li’l Red did tell Cinderella about my love life, and now we aren’t friends anymore. Today at lunch, I was sitting alone, like normal…and Rump came over to me! Now we are best friends after we realized all we had in common. I think he might like me, but I’m not sure. I thought my life was over, but it turned out for the best, and now I finally have a true friend!

Day #3,185
Me and Rump have been doing really well lately. This morning, I decided to take a walk to get some fresh air. As I got through the middle of the forest, I saw an old woman with this weird machine. I hadn’t ever seen it before, so I was curious and had to investigate. *yawn* … the woman laughed at me when I tried to use the machine because I pricked my finger and started to bleed a little. I… *yawn* …must have walked farther than I thought because I’m so… *yawn*… tired and just