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What Really Happened To Snow White And The Eighth Dwarf MAG

By Anonymous

   Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named Snow White. She lived with herstepmother. Unfortunately her father the King had passed away a few yearsearlier. One day the Queen was busy admiring herself in the mirror when sheasked, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Theone thing that the rest of the stories never told you was that queen had beendiagnosed with schizophrenia for some time now, so the voices weren't thatuncommon, along with very low self-esteem. The voice replied, "Snow White is thefairest of them all." The voice angered the queen so she ordered the RoyalForest Ranger to take Snow White into the woods and kill her. This plan waseasier said than done. During the course of three years Snow White and the RoyalForest Ranger had fallen in love and become engaged.

When The Royal ForestRanger heard of this plan, he told Snow White and took her to a house in thethick of the woods where seven little dwarfs ran a coal mining business out oftheir house. Starting to sound familiar?

When Snow White reached thecottage, she met the seven little dwarfs. They agreed that Snow White could staythere but she would have to work as a housekeeper. Snow White disagreed with thisat once, being a liberated women with a Ph.D. and a Master's in accounting. Sincethey were looking for an accountant anyway, she would handle the financialaffairs of their business.

This agreement was working out quite well untilone day the eighth dwarf decided to come back and reclaim his job as theaccountant. When he saw that he had been replaced by Snow White, he was outragedand along with being a male, he decided the only way to settle this was throughrevenge. While away he had learned a little magic from an old family friend,Merlin. So he decided to conjure up a poison and place it on a peach, sinceapples were out of season, and have Snow White eat it. But you see the eighthdwarf wasn't the brightest of dwarfs and got the recipe mixed up with a sleepingpoison, whose only antidote was true love. He went into the store the next day,disguised as a customer, and offered Snow White the peach. She agreed to it sinceshe was about to go on her lunch break anyway. The moment she took a bite, shefell into a deep sleep.

When the rest of the dwarfs returned home from themines and discovered Snow White, they notified the Royal Forest Ranger at once.During this, the eighth dwarf had unfortunately run into a bear trap and wasrescued by the trapper, who was a hotel-owner in Vegas. Feeling so badly aboutthe accident, he offered him a job, so the eighth dwarf is happily doing stageshows there.

Anyway back in the woods, the Royal Forest Ranger awakenedSnow White, like we all knew he would and rode off into the sunset to live aboutthe common folk happily ever after. And that my friends is the real story of SnowWhite and the eight dwarfs. 1

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i love this !

This is great. Excellent. I love it.

on Nov. 16 2017 at 12:20 pm
ahmontgomery PLATINUM, Eminence, Kentucky
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I love this story! Make sure you put spaces in the right places. Several times two workds were put together.

on Jun. 15 2017 at 4:58 pm
HereSheIs BRONZE, Wellesley, Massachusetts
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Favorite Quote:
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light." -Plato

Nice original retelling

on May. 2 2017 at 7:27 pm
Artistic_Geek_Roo_10 SILVER, Albuquerque, New Mexico
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Favorite Quote:
"Happiness can be found in the darkest of places, but only if one remembers to turn on the light."
Albus Dumbledore

This is funny! I like how you modernized it!

on Nov. 7 2016 at 9:53 am
gayatrielliot BRONZE, Delhi , Other
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Favorite Quote:
"The autumn leaves are a riot of color. They remind us of the good, colorful things, and their crunch beneath our shoes also bids adieu to all bad things that have long gone,"

Well, I can see flourishing creativity :)

FangirlHere said...
on Apr. 23 2016 at 4:06 pm
Besides a few errors, it was really good! "When he saw he had been replaced by Snow White, he was outraged along with being a male, he decided the only way to settle this was through revenge..." Oh my gosh I thought that was hilarious! :)

on Oct. 30 2015 at 2:43 am
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really creative and great imagination.

on May. 20 2014 at 2:20 pm
TaylorWintry DIAMOND, Carrollton, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
"Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby." - Unknown

I'm in agreement with Hannah. I feel like you could improve on that as well as improving your grammar. Make it sound like an adult wrote this, rather than a teenager.

on Sep. 20 2013 at 7:39 pm
Dragonwinter BRONZE, Summerfield, North Carolina
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Favorite Quote:
'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I love stories like this!

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on Jul. 16 2013 at 4:37 pm
sarah98 BRONZE, Holyoke, Massachusetts
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Favorite Quote:
It is better to write for yourself and have no audience than write for your audience and have no self.

despite a few grammatical errors, this was sooo fantastic. The creativity was witty ("since apples were out of season" LOL!!!) and i love the the prince is replaced by a forest ranger. Epiccc

on Apr. 21 2013 at 12:01 am
OurVoices PLATINUM, Merrimac, Massachusetts
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Favorite Quote:
"It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are" - e.e. cummings

hahaha i loved this. your writing is very funny, witty and fresh, however it could flow better. try elongating your sentences instead of keeping them short and abrupt. great job! keep writing!

on Apr. 20 2013 at 2:30 pm
Alex_Mac BRONZE, Osler, Other
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Favorite Quote:
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!”
― Audrey Hepburn

This is a lovely story! You came up with some really clever adaptions and explanations that enriched the story a lot. I loved it!

on Mar. 8 2013 at 9:33 pm
CurlyGirl17 SILVER, Corydon, Indiana
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That was great! I like the part about the 8th dwarf doing stage shows in Vegas. :)

on Feb. 17 2011 at 2:26 pm
CassidyMarturana BRONZE, Califon, New Jersey
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Favorite Quote:
"Life isn't about just waiting out the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain."

Hahahaha, I love this! :D