It was a weird thing, hairy and smelly and limp, but I loved it because it was just an Evil kitten my friend gave to me because it was to smelly for her parents I named her sassy because she had quite a attitude, I’ve only had her for a day and she loves to hide in my designer boots she has really sharp teeth and is incredibly adorable she needs a bath though but I’m a little scared to give her one she might kill me as aforesaid she is evil but she’s JUST. SOOO. CUTE!!!!!! Who would had thought such a adorable kitty was so evil today she waited for me to get home just hiss at my right shoe then it clawed me and I bled and bled then I ran to get a bandade.but it tried to eat my foot! It was successful. The next day it had many bathroom problems p.s. it really stinks in the bathroom. I will be buying many febreeze for the next few years. After I went to the shop I saw the most huge ice cream cone and went to lick it and suddenly I became a toad and sassy tried to save me. But it failed in its mission and I stayed a toad for days. But I learned to forgive and forget but when I became a cow that runs around creating puss and parasites that will kill the world now only 10 people are left all ladies that cannot repopulate the ugly evil stupid crazy earth! the cow committed suicide.



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